My Commander Teaser #2

My Commander Teaser #2

My Commander Teaser #1

My Commander Teaser #1

Rambling Will Happen

Rambling Will Happen

Typical Saturday Night at My House

Typical Saturday Night at My House

I posted this a while ago, but it still holds true. Below depicts an average night at my house.   Okay so these bad boys have a story. It’s long so get comfortable. So I’m upstairs doing my thing, posting on Facebook, writing, cursing Tumblr templates, you know the norm. When I’m like, man I’m kinda hungry and its dark out. Shit. It’s like 10pm. So I turn on the office light and walk my happy self downstairs dreaming of the frozen processed chicken patty that is about to become my happy place when I realize its dark in my kitchen. That may be normal for most of you but not me. I live alone, that bad boy is on all the time. I’m like flip, flip, flipflipflipflip!!! Dammit! So I turn on the florescent overhead light and wince, the light,, the light. I look over the...

Die! Goose! Die!

Die! Goose! Die!

So those of you who know me, know that I am an unabashed animal lover. I pick up earthworms off of hot pavement, I spoil my cat rotten and I damn near needed therapy when I accidentally ran over a baby bird mowing my backyard. (That coupled with the discovery of a tick on my clothes prompted for extra overtime so I can pay a nice college boy to mow my lawn, that was two years ago). Anyway. I love animals. Except Geese. I hate those bastards with a passion. Now there is a caveat. I love goslings. They are an exception since they are so damn cute, but once they become adults all bets are off. Once they mature they become assholes. The picture above is the asshole goose that has become the bane of my existence. For the past two years, every spring, I live in fear....