Christmas Lights and Wasps

Christmas Lights and Wasps

Wasp

Dec 5th- I only hang two strand of lights for Christmas, just enough to drape across the front porch and wrap around the corner pillar. Hey I’m single and there is a step stool involved. So I figure today its nice out like almost 70, so I think perfect, its not cold I’ll get the lights up. Why in the hell are bees still alive in December!! Don’t those bastards die off like in October (j/k). I had like a swarm (no j/k it was like 10-15 dive bombing me) while I’m trying to hang two f’ing strings of holiday lights on a step stool swaying in an uneven bed of mulch, that is when I’m not running for my life and darting around like a lunatic with a steady stream of obscenities flying out of my mouth and screaming “Die Fuckers!!” While spraying the equivalent of bug nerve gas at something the size of a lima bean going like 100mph….. Lights are up, some bees are dead, I didn’t get stung, I need a Damn drink!!